SERIAL ADVICE

"To truly lead, you must become their sole comfort, administering your decisions so smoothly they never feel a thing."

"A successful relationship requires a custom-built environment where your partner feels completely contained and utterly breathless."

"To secure the most lucrative assets, always present a non-threatening exterior and isolate your targets completely."

"To establish unbreakable boundaries, you must be prepared to completely eliminate the possibility of compromise."

"True cardiovascular endurance is built by carrying a heavy, unexpected load deep into the quietest parts of the woods."

"To maintain a youthful, vibrant circle, you must routinely drain your contacts of their most valuable resources."